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Kids love these jokes that require audience participation. Photo by Jay Wood via Flickr, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0
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2/23/23 - By Sarah Banks

Knock knock jokes for kids are often the first jokes young kids learn to tell. Usually, their first jokes aren't that funny, but there's something about the predictability of the pattern of a knock knock joke that makes them easy to master.

While the best jokes for kids often rely on multiple meanings or situational humor, funny knock knock jokes are usually plays on the words themselves. That means from toddlers just learning language to tweens that will groan out loud, everyone gets a knock knock joke.

When you’re all done laughing at these knock knock jokes, try our funny school jokes for kids, these corny dad jokes, and more things that bring on the LOLs in our Guide to Humor and Jokes for Kids. Let the silliness begin!

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Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

1. Knock, knock...

Who’s there? 

Kanga

Kanga who? 

Actually, it’s Kanga-roo!

2. Knock, knock...

Who’s there? 

Olive.

Olive who? 

Olive you so much!

3. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I did know you could yodel!

4. Knock, knock...

Who’s there? 

Goat

Goat who? 

Go to the front door and find out!

5. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Sue

Sue who?

Sue-prize! It’s me!

6. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Atch

Atch who?

Bless you.

7. Knock, knock...

Who’s there? 

Annie

Annie who? 

Annie thing you can do I can do better!

8. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

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The cow gets 'em every time. Photo by Eric Peacock via Flickr, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

9. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting – other person interrupts with Mooo!

10. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Roach

Roach who?

Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

11. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Nobody

Nobody who?

…. (silence)

12. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Hawaii

Hawaii who?

I’m good. Hawaii you?

13. Knock, knock...

Who’s there? 

Luke

Luke who? 

Luke through the keyhole and see!

14. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Lena

Lena who?

Lena little closer, and I’ll tell you.

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Only kids find these jokes truly funny (but you'll love seeing them belly laugh!). Photo courtesy of Behrouz Sasani via Pexels

15. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Forget it, this joke is pointless.

16. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who?

Okay, w-h-o

17. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Hey, lettuce in it’s cold outside!

18. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Pecan!

Pecan who?

Pecan somebody your own size!

19. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf who?

Oh, leaf me alone!

20. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie body home?

21. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Hey, Mikey won’t work, can you let me in?

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22. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Wanda

Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

23. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Dozen

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

24. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

Yippee!

25. Knock, knock...

Who’s there?

Police

Police who?

Police hurry up – it’s cold out here!